White breads. Just your everyday Wonder or whatever. Peter gives us three different variations to work with. I wonder what the difference is. BUT, we won't be finding out, because really, I don't need to be baking three different versions of the same bread. I settled on version two because I had the ingredients on hand. No buying fucking powdered milk here, people. White BREAD.
We start with flour + salt + sugar + yeast + egg + butter + milk =
I just realized my camera has a "crop for blog" setting. In not the next picture, but the one after that, we will see what this means. Anyway, this is kneaded and ready to sit for 1.5-2 hours:
This blog will probably be pretty boring. Sometimes life exists. This is one of those times.
I didn't even get to fiddle with the "crop for blog" setting! Reading, why are you so enthralling?!
Okay, so after 1.5 hrs, we've got a glug glug:
Which becomes a pretty boule:
Which naps for twenty minutes. Annnd, I read. I know you are incredibly disappointed by the lack of racial jokes thus far. I apologize. I mean, it's white bread. It's basically too easy.
The boule then gets shaped, pretty red pan, lalalala:
I neglected to take very many pictures during this process, but because I don't have much time (thyme?! no, that's caraway seeds atop the loaf), here y'all are!
Wahhhhh! This bread is/was so delicious! Who knew!? White bread, dude. White bread! Made grilled cheese with this and some homemade tomato soup all up this bitch, people! PLEASE. 5/5 <3>3>
New Blogger won't let me type in an actual heart! WTF. <3 p="p">3>
I didn't even get to fiddle with the "crop for blog" setting! Reading, why are you so enthralling?!
Okay, so after 1.5 hrs, we've got a glug glug:
Which becomes a pretty boule:
Which naps for twenty minutes. Annnd, I read. I know you are incredibly disappointed by the lack of racial jokes thus far. I apologize. I mean, it's white bread. It's basically too easy.
The boule then gets shaped, pretty red pan, lalalala:
I neglected to take very many pictures during this process, but because I don't have much time (thyme?! no, that's caraway seeds atop the loaf), here y'all are!
Wahhhhh! This bread is/was so delicious! Who knew!? White bread, dude. White bread! Made grilled cheese with this and some homemade tomato soup all up this bitch, people! PLEASE. 5/5 <3>3>
New Blogger won't let me type in an actual heart! WTF. <3 p="p">3>